dearest identity thief,
i propose a trade; how about you don’t do that. just dont. and come visit me and instead of a new identity i’ll tear you a new anus. i’m a completely broke trans soon-to-be highschool dropout and now i can’t get my tax return in for 6 months or change my legal name for 8-9 months. i will destroy you if i find out who you are.

love, mx. astro lark